The definition of happy: Mother’s Day 2013!

mother's day cartoon This Mother’s Day we bring you definitions inspired by our children and our patients. Don’t think we’ll out-hip Urban Dictionary, but we’re moms…. by definition we are not hip. Enjoy your day.

Sleep walker: the daytime state of a new mom.

Sweater: a garment worn by a child when his mother feels cold.

Displacement: a vacation with toddlers.

Sick: something moms are not allowed to become.

WOW: MOM upside-down.

Mommometer: a mom’s hand on a feverish forehead.

One zillion: number of times a mom says “wash your hands” to her children over the course of their childhoods.

Yesterday: when the sports/camp/school field trip form was due.
Today: when the child hands the mom the sports/camp/school field trip form.

Working mother: Every Mom

Water torture: a grade-school son’s interpretation of a mom’s announcement of “shower night.”

Boomerang: a mom’s realization that her child is acting like she did at the same age.

Happy Mother’s Day from your two Pediatrician Moms,

Julie Kardos, MD and Naline Lai, MD